Welcome human bean.
We have been waiting for you!
Magical you say...
From the sky or the ground, where do you come from human, bean?
What do you need to grow, human bean?
Water, sun, sky, play-time, space, friends, food?
(Human beans aren’t food!)
So I have a plan human bean...
First you must learn human bean history, from scratch!
So dinosaurs existed. Then God existed. Wait, God existed first... hmm... yes it’s confusing.
Ideas existed too!
Boom. Ice Age.
Okay. Now it’s the 21st century. And there are many human beans everywhere. 8 billion or more!
And we find dinosaurs remains to make power.
Then light the dinosaur remains on fire to make cars go forward. Hmm... yes also confusing.
But we also have planes that fly across the globe.
And spaceships that fly to other planets.
And 200 years ago we used to ride horses to the store or to work.
Now human beans ride horses for fun.
Human beans like bringing the past to the future. Retro!
Human beans eat plants from the ground and animals from the land and fishes from the sea.
They call this organic!
Then human beans made fake food from chemicals in a factory because it cost less. Then they learned it was bad for them.
Now human beans eat plants from the ground and animals from the land and fishes from the sea again.
Yum! Retro! Organic!
This was discovered in science. Science is cool!
Human beans made up science. It makes sense because it just involves experiments and learning.
Experimenting with science also found new ways to power cars and homes... from the sun!
Solar energy! Simple and powerful!
Did you know a human bean can become a magical human bean from a special recipe?
Want to know how?
Magical human beans are created when they make the world a more beautiful (and beaniful) place.
They have human bean superpowers and other human beans know they are special when they walk by.
How do you make the world more beautiful and beaniful you ask?
By being a nice bean! A helpful bean. A happy bean. A generous bean.
Oh! Guess what? We have big hopes for you! We have chosen you to be the magical bean!
Wow! Look! Human bean glow!