Greg loves gross things, so reader beware. Watch out for the squishy, stinky, splatty, bloopy, and fuzzy stuff that gives adults a big scare.
Greg looks under damp rocks in his backyard.
He touches cool bugs that feel really hard.
Greg’s mom says, “Don’t dirty your new clothes.”
Squish, squish, squish.
But Greg squishes mud between his toes.
Diapers keep Greg clean all day.
But Greg looks inside before dad throws his stinky away.
What does Greg do when he runs in his room?
Splat, splat, splat!
He smashes bananas on the floor with a broom.
Flour is for baking pound cake or a loaf of bread for toast.
Poof, poof, poof.
But Greg covers himself in flour. Now he’s a ghost.
Greg uses a straw, but not how you think.
Bloop, bloop, bloop.
He blows big nose bubbles in his drink.
Greg sneaks to his room with a yummy treat.
After a week under his bed, Greg’s Mac and Cheese is too fuzzy to eat.
Don’t touch bugs, squish mud, or look in your diaper. Don’t smash bananas, throw flour, or blow nose bubbles in your drink. And please don’t hide mac and cheese under your bed.
But if you are gross or make a big mess, your family will love you - not one ounce less.